Falling into the plate or getting up from it?
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
JammySays.
Age 6. It's getting to be time for bed and Jaime is in the next room. So I shout to her to get ready for bed. She yells back, "sorry, Yee Yee, I can't hear you. You're breaking up."
And she runs out the room, down the stairs, and further away from me..
And she runs out the room, down the stairs, and further away from me..
KaylaSays.
Age 8. While hanging out in the kitchen, we had this conversation..
Kayla: When are you going to give us cousins? I want more cousins!
Me: I can't give you cousins. I have to get married first before I have any babies.
Kayla: But Mommy and Greggy aren't married.. and they had Julisa.
Kayla: When are you going to give us cousins? I want more cousins!
Me: I can't give you cousins. I have to get married first before I have any babies.
Kayla: But Mommy and Greggy aren't married.. and they had Julisa.
JammySays.
Age 6. This morning during breakfast, the kids and I were discussing sharing clothes. Jaime turns to me and randomly asks,
"Yee Yee? Where do babies come from?"
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
B.C.
One of the earliest forms of birth control for women included crocodile dung and honey.
um.. pass!
um.. pass!
Monday, September 28, 2009
Swagger.
A 67 year old woman just said, "I wonder where he gets his swagger from." Astonished, I think to myself, "I just learned that word a few months ago!" =T
Saturday, September 26, 2009
JasonSays..
Age 4. He stands on his chair to collect food for dinner. He stands upright, turns to me and says,
"Yee Yee? Do I have gravy on my penis?"
"Yee Yee? Do I have gravy on my penis?"
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
CourtInSession.
Court decisions are still in discussion, nothing has been declared or finalized. But it was brought to my attention (possibly as a warning or a hint?) by one of the social workers that.. my current situation could remain the same for another school year.
Current emotions: frustrated, confused, angry, relieved, concerned, sympathetic, doubtful.
Current emotions: frustrated, confused, angry, relieved, concerned, sympathetic, doubtful.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
AmericanExpressFaces.
i absolutely LOVE this commercial. =)
[ this is the first video posted on my blogspot.. YAY! =D ]
ExOutDecisions.
Just kidding.. court is still in session, apparently.
To be adjourned on Friday, October 2, 2009. Until then, hold on tight.
To be adjourned on Friday, October 2, 2009. Until then, hold on tight.
Decisions.
Court is adjourned. And the verdict is.......
..to be continued.
I'm nervous. I'm scared. I feel like crying..
..to be continued.
I'm nervous. I'm scared. I feel like crying..
Monday, September 21, 2009
TenHands.
Caesar's in Atlantic City, NJ is offering massages where there are FOUR master masseuses and one head masseuse working on you.. and a personal butler while you're getting your massage.
Only $5000. =X
Only $5000. =X
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Me.
"If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased."
- Katharine Hepburn
word. =)
- Katharine Hepburn
word. =)
Friday, September 18, 2009
SanGennaro.
I just told my three friends, who are middle-aged Italian men, that I went to the San Gennaro Festival last night. All three yelled at me for only eating fried oreos at the festival.. and all three yelled at me even more for eating Vietnamese food prior to arriving at the festival.
Haha. =X oopies.
Haha. =X oopies.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
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